| 1. | Phony Bennett |
| | 408 points | 02-03-2010 |
| | I left my hard-on in Fran Sancisco
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| 2. | Bi-Curious George |
| | 397 points | 07-03-2010 |
| | monkeyin' around with my privates
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| 3. | ,I,, |
| | 381 points | 02-03-2010 |
| | hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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| 4. | Newbomb Turk |
| | 379 points | 09-03-2010 |
| | I'm glad I came. I'm GLAD I came.
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| 5. | Regis |
| | 377 points | 08-03-2010 |
| | Kelly's tits are small, but oh so tasty
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| 6. | Tom Servo |
| | 374 points | 05-03-2010 |
| | Gypsy gives tremendous head
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| 7. | Linus Van Pelt |
| | 373 points | 04-03-2010 |
| | My blanket is for sopping up splooge
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| 8. | Lane Bryant |
| | 373 points | 06-03-2010 |
| | Kirstie Alley is keeping me in business
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| 9. | Ricky Martin |
| | 373 points | 08-03-2010 |
| | Livin' la vida homo
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| 10. | Jeremy Hitler |
| | 371 points | 09-03-2010 |
| | My grandfather was kind of a jerk
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| 11. | Gloryhole Estefan |
| | 368 points | 04-03-2010 |
| | the rhythm is gonna get me
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| 12. | Stevie Wonder |
| | 366 points | 06-03-2010 |
| | Arent;s they lovely?
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| 13. | Bob Abooey |
| | 365 points | 05-03-2010 |
| | big ol' horse-toothed bastard
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| 14. | Quiefer Sutherland |
| | 364 points | 01-03-2010 |
| | 24 queefs between 5 PM and 6 PM
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| 15. | Quiefer Sutherland |
| | 364 points | 02-03-2010 |
| | 24 queefs between 6 PM and 7 PM
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| 16. | HAYWOOD JABLOME |
| | 364 points | 03-03-2010 |
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| 17. | Quiefer Sutherland |
| | 363 points | 03-03-2010 |
| | 24 queefs between 9 PM and 10 PM
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| 18. | Navin R. Johnson |
| | 363 points | 04-03-2010 |
| | typical random bastard son-of-a-bitch
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| 19. | Jason Voorhees |
| | 363 points | 09-03-2010 |
| | I'm not a really strong swimmer
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| 20. | Quiefer Sutherland |
| | 362 points | 02-03-2010 |
| | 24 queefs between 6 PM and 7 PM
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| 21. | martha faulker |
| | 361 points | 09-03-2010 |
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| 22. | Mr. Tarkanian |
| | 359 points | 09-03-2010 |
| | I'm gonna make you drink my piss
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| 23. | Queefin Latina |
| | 358 points | 04-03-2010 |
| | Look, I'm not very happy about it
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| 24. | Otto Pilot |
| | 357 points | 05-03-2010 |
| | Still getting blowjobs from Elaine
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| 25. | Maude |
| | 356 points | 05-03-2010 |
| | And then there's me
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